aahhhhh

OK, so, I haven't posted in a couple months...I know, I know, I'm a horrible person, blah blah blah...
I've just been so wrapped up in life:)
But I do have an interesting story to tell today....
So, basically, its turkey day eve right?
and everyone is getting ready, getting food prepped for the big day tommorow.
So I was making my pumpkin pie. I always make pumpkin pie, every year, for thanksgiving...and I'm very good at it...
But sadly, today, I had to make another pie. Because I messed up the first. This is literally one of the easiest recipies to bake....mix, pour, bake. But first I forgot the milk. Then I put in the wrong TYPE of milk. Then I cooked the pie at the wrong temperature. Wow, talented right? Yes, I know, extrememly!

Summer Ending+GLASSES

Ok, so, summer officially ends for me after this weekend.

VERY depressing:(

Its been long and boring, but still, I don't have any desire to go back to school now.

So, for the new school year, I got...GLASSES!

The bad part about these glasses, (besides needing them in the first place), is that I get glasses now, and then I have to get braces in a couple months.

So I'll have both. At the same time.

Fun...Fun...Fun..... (oh and yes, these are my glasses. Just imagine them in dark brown.) (They look alot cuter in person)

I'm a lazy butt+something to consider

So I've been to lazy to get off my butt and post lately.

Mostly because I can't think of anything to say.

So, I guess the olympics will have to do.

So, my big question for the olympic commitee people is

Why is table tennis a sport, and jumprope isn't?

and what about cheerleading?

There are SOO many things that the olympics DOESN'T have, which crushes so many peoples hopes and dreams, because they find out they can't go to the olympics for a sport they're REALLY good at.

So, yah, think about that.

P.S. Count how many times I said "so" in this post, comment to tell me, and if you get it rite....well, if you get it rite........Ill mention you in my blog? (I don't know how many people would consider that a good prize...)

The Pancakes or the Serial Killers?

I'm a lazy butt who forgets to post on my blog, and then when she remembers, she's not in the mood. I also rarely have anything to talk about.

But today, I have something that I'm REALLY looking forward to seeing peoples reactions to.

So, basically, my friend was in Iowa, and she visited a dairy farm. Atleast I think that's what she did....

Anyway, she emailed me today, to tell me an interesting story......

"Crazee Spots-do u like cows or cats better????
Because I recently learned, at farms, especially in the winter cats will sit where a cow was sitting because it is warm there. But if they don't get out of the way fast enough.........the cows will sit down again and squish the kitties.
................So, who do u like better- the pancakes or the serial killers?"

I personally find this hilarious.

I mean really, think about the question.

"Who do you like better-the pancakes or the serial killers?"

I loved the question enough to post it up to the world.

As you know, I have a cat that I really, really, love.

But cows...they're...well, they're COWS for crying out loud!

So I wrote back my friend and said-

"Hmm..that's the oddest question I've EVER had to answer, but I'd have to go with the serial killers. They're so cute, and I'm allergic to cats anyway:)"

What do YOU think?

The pancake...

or the SERIAL KILLER?

COMPETITION

For those of you who don't know me, (which should be very few...)
I am a competitive jumproper.

Yes, it's a sport.
So, I'm off to Michigan tomorrow for a major competition (Junior Olympics)
Now...
Here's the very important question...
Should a bring a lucky cow with me?
Haha,
Well, anyway, if I don't post, it's because I'm jumproping.
Hmm....
Interesting that I didn't call my blog JUMPING COWS, isn't it?

I guess I just thought flying cows FIT better...

GGAAAHHHH

Okay, I know, very...interesting....title.

But you'll get it in a sec.

So, yes, I AM finally updating!

Yay!

I was just being lazy this week. So sorry.

Anyway...

The big news for me now is...

I'M ALLERGIC TO MY CAT!

Yes, yes, it's entirely true.

I went to see an allergist the other day, and found that I"m allergic to cats.

Unluckly for me, the only pet I HAVE is a cat!

Not a dog, a cat.

Of course.

So now she's not allowed in my room, etc.

Yes, I'm not getting rid of her.

For all of you people who think that when you're allergic to something, you have to avoid it, YOU'RE WRONG. There really is no way to avoid the cat allergin whether I get rid of my cat or not, so, obviously, I'm keeping her.

-Crazee Spots

P.S. I only signed my name because I wanted to to a PS

P.P.S. I like comments, so if you feel obliged to leave one, please do!

CRAZEE SPOTS 4 PRESIDENT

OK, so I'm NOT running for president, but it's still a cool video right?

My friend sent it to me, and I literally freaked out thinking at first that I, Crazee Spots, was going to be president!! Of course, then I found out it was fake....

ANYWAYS

So, this is a pretty odd coincidence.

Most of you probably have heard of the Twilight series, right?

Well, the fourth one, Breaking Dawn, is coming out August 2nd.

One of my friends is absolutely obsessed with the series, and wanted everyone she knows who has read the series to come with her to the premiere party.

WELL

That can't exactly happen when WE'RE ALL OUT OF TOWN!

Yup, 6 or 7 people, all friends, who are ALL going to be out of town on August 2nd. Pretty odd coincidence, huh?

FOR THE COW OBSESSED...

When can we know to stop?

When someone tells us?

Or when we run out of money....

Yes, on a recent trip to mexico, I spent all my money on a cow figurine who's picture I will post up when I get around to it.

But, I DO have a picture of another cow item that only SEVERYLY obsessed people would EVER buy...

Yup, that's right.

It IS a cow bowl.

With spots.

and utters.

FINALLY A NEW POST

Okay, I'm so sorry about not posting lately!

I got a little busy (not really, I just forgot).

So, guess what happened 2 days ago?

Yup, I think I broke my pinky toe!

It's all swollen, and red, and blue...and I could go on, but it would just be gross.

And you'd never think, but a messed up toe, really messes you up. I can't do anything active. Swimming just hurts, and anything that involves tennis shoes means a squished, hurt, pinky toe.

Pray for my toe.

STILL IN TEXAS

Yeah, I may be posting but I'm still in Texas.
And I had the urge to talk about cows.
I actually have not talked about cows in awhile now that I think about it....
Well, what do I want to talk about that has to do with cows?
I was in Mexico the other day!
So, I go into a nice store called Marti's,
and what do I find?
A GIANT COW right by the entrance!
It was probably lifesize.
I'm telling you, it would be in my room right at this moment if it wouldn't have cost a fortune to ship it!
Apparently, people in Mexico like cows even more than the people in America!

Why America is Obsese!

Today I went to Whataburger for dinner. Now, it depends on where you live, but if you DO live in Texas, you have probably heard of Whataburger. It's basically the same as Mcdonald's, Wendy's, etc.

So, I ordered my dinner, and instead of having a small drink, and small fries, I decided to "whatasize it" which means to supersize it.

Well.

Apparently the whatasized drink, is 44 OZ!

THAT'S HUGE!!!

Ok, a normal, filling drink is between 12 and 20 0z. So 44 oz is just outrageous.

No wonder America is obese. We're fattening ourselves up with 44 oz sodas.

OMG YALL ARE GONNA FREAK OUT

DISCLAIMER: I was in the mood for telling a story today, so you dont' have to read all of it...BUT I WOULD LIKE IT IF YOU DID:)

Yah, I guess you could say I'm getting a Texas accent from being down here
(seriously, my dad's from new york, and he's even getting one)
but, the BIG news,
is that
I SAW A TWILIGHT TRAILER TODAY!!
yes, yes, it's true.
I went to see INDIANA JONES with my family.
(even though I haven't seen ANY of the other ones)
(yes, I was so confused I had to have my dad explain the whole movie)
WELL
Right as I was getting tired of trailers,
and saying START THE MOVIE!!!
another one came on.
The last one.
.....
.....ggrrrrrrrrrr
but then...
ROBERT PATTISON AND KRISTEN STEWART
appear on the BIG SCREEN!
It was the TEASER TRAILER!!!
It was amazing on the big screen:)
Go see a movie in Texas!
and see the trailer!!
Or just go to Texas:)
IT ROCKS!!
(or you could probably just go down to the movie theater and see Kung Fu Panda or Get Smart ((or Indiana Jones)) and end up seeing the trailer!!)

TEXAS

Hello People!! I'm sad to say, I'm leaving for Texas tommorow, (tuesday). I mean, I LOOVVEE Texas, (as you can see), but I won't have a chance to blog!! Come back on the 5th on July, and there'll be a new post!

LOOK AT THIS AWESOME PICTURE I MADE WITH PHOTOSHOP!

I love photoshop:)

NITE LITE!

I have been wanting, for a while now, to talk about my AWESOME nite lite. You see it in that picture above. No, I DO NOT need a nite lite, I just like THIS nite lite. You touch his head, and he turns on and off!! And just look at that cute face! No one has ever had a better nite lite!

BUBBLES!

I have come to the conclusion that bubbles in fact, DO NOT pop in the rain. This happens to be a very frequently asked question, and I have proved the theory wrong. The other day it was raining REALLY hard, and my friend and I decided to blow bubbles in the rain. The bubbles did not like the rain, and blew away, but regardless, they did not pop!

SUMMERTIME!!

It's SUUMMMEERR!!
My last class the other day started chanting "summer" ten seconds before the bell rang.
School is OFFICIALLY out for me.
So what am I going to do?
That's right, I'm going to POST MORE BLOGS!!

KEYBOARDING BLOG!

I've mentioned how I hate keyboarding. Well.
I wrote a personal blog during keyboarding using notepad.
Yeah, I know that's kind of sad. Not kind of. It is.
But either way, I recently had a chance to email to myself.
So here it is. (you may notice that names are gone and the blog is really just random talking..i didn't even realize i wrote that much)
IMPORTANT: hoas stands for hold on a sec

MY KEYBOARDING BLOG

hello i don't feel like doing the quiz lab rite now,so i'm just like...typing...although if you didn't know better, you'd say i was doing my quizlab!! haha!!okay, soi don't know wut to do now..like everyone is gone, except for me and some other dorkos yuposss sooo i'm still bored and now i can goo!!


well, here i am again, a couple days later, once again faking doing my quizlab!!so, today, i was miserable for half the day, but now i'm better...hmm..i finally got put on a double dutch group and i 'm SOO happy about so, all the dorks in my keyboarding class remain to be dorks and so yah well, i'm going to the soccer game next week!
i think!!
brb
i'm back
now i had to return the paper-keeper-upperand
now i think people might be staring...haha...

may 9
so now,i'm in miss -------'s class
and yah, i'm trying to be quiet
but i don't think it's working
hehe.bi

may 12
we're about to take a quiz...errrggghhhh...i hate quizlab
hoas, teacher coming
haha i just hit ---
in the head
haha i just hit ----
in the head(they both deserved it)t
eacher coming
g2g
may come back l8ter
cya

may 16
so, supposedly mr ---- has control of the screen, but i got out
he may or may not catch me..o well

may 22

i'm in keyboarding now, and whoa
mr. ----
took control of our screens,
sorry
so now i'm taking quizlabs.
again.
and again.
and again.
and again.
and i could go on.
bi
may 27
haha
it's language arts now
and mr. -------- is coming
hold on
cya, g2g
i'm gonna be a director of photography!

still may 27
...keyboarding
now i'm stuck doing quizlabs
and mr. ----- won't let me go to orchestra.
and i just busted my butt to finish a bunch of the quizlabs too!
now i'm stuck doing a mega quizlab with 126 FRIKIN QUESTIONS!!!!FOR PETE'S SAKE!la dee dee da dooo...i'm not doing my work
i'm....soo...bored...grr....ahhhh.....helppp....me...i'm...BOORREDD...anybody...just...save....me....errgg...okay now i'm going to talk about sumthing interesting
hm...if mr.-----weren't here, i would get on my blog or email...or anything...soooo...boreed...i've typeed a bunch..and mr.---- just yawned.
that should tell us sumthing.....
i wanna print this out.

may 29
bored. very. bored.don't. know. wut. to. do. somebody. help. me. becuz. i. am. bored. o. so. bored. arg. i. am. so. bored. so. bored.i'm stuck doing quizlabs. how. boring.
me+quizlab=errggg
me+quiizlab+no sleep=ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZSOMEBODY FRIKIN HELP ME!! I'M SO TIRED OF THIS!! ARRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

still the 29 of may
....okay, so i'm pretending to do quizlabs
like alwayssooo boredsoo soo boredstop reading this
NOWI MEAN IT
(a guy is looking over my shoulder)
bi 4 now
june 2
wow. i
t's finally june
and for once, i'm doing my quizlabs instead of just typing here the whole time
who says i couldn't type a little??
bi 4 now

IT'S JUNE!

TODAY IS JUNE FIRST!
I didn't realize that until 2 minutes ago. No, I seriously mean it.
I had no idea it was June yet.
Well, let's sing the June song...
Ya ready??
Here it goes..
(or it already went if you pressed play...)

ODE TO SPIDY

*sniffle*

He was so young...

SPIDY THE SPIDER

i'm currently mouring for spidy the spider.
my friend (the one i bought the wigs with) saw him during science class.
i picked him up and put him on my desk
he was probably about the size of this o.
well..
the guy that sat in front of me
got "scared" (not really, but okay)
and decided to smoosh the bug. HOW MEAN!
YOU HEARTLESS PEOPLE!

Get Wiggy With It!!

I know, I know, weird title. But it only fits. Yesterday, after going to see the fabmoolous movie Prince Caspian, (did I spell that rite??), I went to the DOLLAR STORE!! ME AND MY FRIEND BOUGHT WIGS!! CHEAPO WIGS!!

here are some pics...

(man..I like typing in this big font!)

whoops...wrong pic...that's my cat...hold on... There we go...

KEYBOARDING

Keyboarding is immensely boring. We should all know that. Although my teacher does rock....
ANYWAYS, I got so bored, that instead of doing my assignment, I got on this blog. Hmm...that probably wasn't the best idea, considering I got caught. Luckily, the idiot that sat next to me (no names here people) couldn't tell it was a blog, and told the teacher it was notepad or something...
(in other words, something that DIDN'T get me in trouble.)

Sunburn

Hmm...I don't know what to do.
I am bumpy all over (I know, GROSS!) from my allergic reaction the GREEN SOAP!
But I am also red.
I'm not sure if I am red as a result of being at the pool for 3 hours with almost no sunscreen...
or just having a DUMB allergic reaction.
I hope it's not sunburn. Because that means it's actually MY FAULT.
Otherwise, it's the green soaps fault. Does that make any sense at all? Well, either way, being red and bumpy sucks. Do you WANT to see a picture of my legs? Thought not. I agree. They're grossing me out.

CRAZY4COWS

Talk about being CRAZY4COWS
I found this, and just had to do a post on it...

I decided instead of a picture, I'd show a video. So...this is a cow pen majigy that I found at target in the dollar section during easter! I fell in LOVE! Sadly though, as you can probably (hopefully) see in the video, the pen's head broke and I haven't had a chance to fix it.
:(

I LIKE TO MOO IT, MOO IT!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GT0E13EdVXc

seriously. GO AND WATCH THIS!!

YOUR GONNA THINK I'M CRAZY, BUT IT ROX!

Borebom

You wanna know what's sad?
This is what i do in my spare time...

I mean, wow. How bored was I?

Playing Telephone

I have discovered middle schoolers, despite former beliefs, are very good at playing telephone. Because of my allergy to green soap, I was on steriod pills (and still am). So, when I told my friends this, they passed it down the table. We were sitting at one of those LONNNGG tables, the ones that can hold atleast 50-60 people. Soon, the WHOLE TABLE knew I was on steriods. Hmm...interesting...

Green Soap

Hmm....

A couple days ago, i discovered i was allergic to green soap.

I know, I know, how can you be allergic to green soap?

I have ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA!

Beware of the green soap.....